Título em Portugal: O Hobbit: A Batalha dos Cinco Exércitos
Data de estreia: 17.12.2014
Aviso: contém spoilers
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Depois de 20 minutos de nada e já com os óculos 3D colocados, para nada... o filme começa
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Smaug, a sua voz sexy e a sua vertente pirómana
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A primeira cena entre Tauriel (a elfa que não existe nos livros) e Kíli.
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O sexy Thranduil ignora Gandalf
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Thranduil a falar élfico e dizer "Mithrandir” é
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Sobre Bard the Bowman
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Elfos e anões a lutarem juntos foi
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Thranduil a lutar
Ou seja, sempre que Thranduil aparece
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A morte de Fíli
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A morte de Kíli
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A última cena entre Thorin e Bilbo
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A morte de Thorin
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Tauriel: "If this is love, why does it hurt so much?"
Thranduil: "Because it was real"
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Os créditos finais
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A dúvida:
Nota:
Sinto-me dividida. Por um lado apreciei, gostei, mas também eu li Tolkien de fio a pavio e já estava pelos cabelos com esta maratona de encher chouriços... mas não queria que acabasse! *sadface*
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